Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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