so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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