I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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