How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
are you so shy because you have an std?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
