her vagine was all disorganized.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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