This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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