Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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