I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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