It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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