So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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