just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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