Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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