I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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