I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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