Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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