That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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