awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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