I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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