too bad you live with your parents still
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
