I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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