apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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