i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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