Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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