Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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