My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am naked and annoyed.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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