margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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