summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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