She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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