Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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