she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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