Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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