Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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