Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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