Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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