In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i need some magic done to my vagina
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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