this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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