im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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