Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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