Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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