Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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