one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
