i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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