I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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