I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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