alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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