im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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