You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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