no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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