Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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