Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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