just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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